Sunday, November 2, 2014

Cabbage republic of Donbass: Crimea part deux


On November 2, 2014, residents of the Donetsk and Luhansk regions in Eastern Ukraine held illegitimate elections, under the watchful eye of Russia-funded militants. The proceedings had all the earmarks of the Putin chapiteau that led up to the annexation of Crimea.

Diehard fans of the USSR lined up to receive free cabbage and other cheap vegetables on their way to the polls. Free cabbage got the participants so worked up, they managed to produce 100.1% of votes for the candidates. Afterwards, they gathered to celebrate pseudo-elections in classic Soviet fashion, with music, free food and burly gunmen.